BrokenSandwich

Hey peoples. Something about me, eh? Well... hmm...

okay, I've never been in an art class outside of middle and highschool (something I definitely regret) and i'm just starting to wrap my head around this art thing. I mostly work in digital, and i struggle with perspective and anatomy, which are two areas I definitely need to improve.

Before i started dabbling in digital, i mostly just worked in graphite, so being able to work in colour has been surprisingly enjoyable. what else.... uuhhhh....

i don't know. if there's anything you want to know, just ask. i'll try and respond once i figure out how to use this site.

and now back to the regularly scheduled Crazy:

Want to know more about me?

Well, i once killed a cougar with my bare hands. He called me a phoney, so i kicked it's ass! Rosie o'donnel haunts my nightmares, as do Father Christmas and that retarded tiger like animal from Thundercats. I also hate carrot top, the big bopper, that Ray Jay guy, and people who excessively use the word "Hey"

Let's see... Bob Saget is my arch nemesis. Red is my favourite colour. Babies freak my out, as do large crowds and old people. Old people who eat sunflower seeds are the worst!

P.S. Im keeping the devil hostage in my cornfield. So ya, there's no need to worry about that bugger.


Oh ya, I didn't know where to put this, but i'm also looking for a roommate (slash) organ donor if anyone's interested. The rent isn't an issue, but you must be prepared to go on a very specific nutritional diet to keep your shit in check.

I'm just lookin' for spare parts, you know, for a rainy day, and i need them to be in exemplary condition. I can't have have my new ass bone crapping out during a hard day of grave diggi- i mean cookie... baking... Ahem.

Also, you must be prepared to wager all constitutional rights, and i will require power of attorney over all of your affairs. You must also be prepared to cut off all contact with your current family and friends. But don't worry. You won't be lonely. My stuffed animal collection and small assortment of scented candles will be your new friends now...

So ya, get a hold of me if you are interested. I look forward to hearing from you. And you never know... This might be the start of a beautiful, long lasting, meaningful friendship...

P.S. Roommate must be prepared to eat dog food and sleep in a cupboard

Shell of choice: Shell of choice? Ahhh... Hermit? No, Turtle! Turtle!
Skin of choice: Skin? ahhh... Well, gravy skin is pretty badass.
Favourite cartoon character: Darkwing Duck for the Nostalgia