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African Man finished by BrokenSandwich African Man finished :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 1 0 Painting commision by BrokenSandwich Painting commision :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 3 1 Eye something or other by BrokenSandwich Eye something or other :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 3 0 My Oblong-headed Wizard Friend_ Digital by BrokenSandwich My Oblong-headed Wizard Friend_ Digital :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 0 0 My Oblong-headed Wizard Friend by BrokenSandwich My Oblong-headed Wizard Friend :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 1 0 theres noman by BrokenSandwich theres noman :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 4 0 Strung out on listerine by BrokenSandwich Strung out on listerine :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 3 1 My Nephew, Riley by BrokenSandwich My Nephew, Riley :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 1 1 Belgian Dan hitting Jar Jar by BrokenSandwich Belgian Dan hitting Jar Jar :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 1 0 Zombie Sam by BrokenSandwich Zombie Sam :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 2 1 Troll Face by BrokenSandwich Troll Face :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 1 0 Brian's Mad Hatter BW by BrokenSandwich Brian's Mad Hatter BW :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 0 1 Brian's Mad Hatter by BrokenSandwich Brian's Mad Hatter :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 3 0 James Pope is the Devil by BrokenSandwich James Pope is the Devil :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 1 0 Fireface Profile Pic by BrokenSandwich Fireface Profile Pic :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 4 1 Steven Tyler by BrokenSandwich Steven Tyler :iconbrokensandwich:BrokenSandwich 2 3


Republic cruiser by RadoJavor Republic cruiser :iconradojavor:RadoJavor 7,230 577 SKIN PAINTING TUTORIAL by CrazyDwarf SKIN PAINTING TUTORIAL :iconcrazydwarf:CrazyDwarf 7,909 556 TROLL by JoelAmatGuell TROLL :iconjoelamatguell:JoelAmatGuell 13 9 The Ventricular by fxEVo The Ventricular :iconfxevo:fxEVo 224 17 Star Wars - Kyrisa by Graysun-D Star Wars - Kyrisa :icongraysun-d:Graysun-D 1,182 34 the farao by Pinday the farao :iconpinday:Pinday 27 7



Hey peoples. Something about me, eh? Well... hmm...

okay, I've never been in an art class outside of middle and highschool (something I definitely regret) and i'm just starting to wrap my head around this art thing. I mostly work in digital, and i struggle with perspective and anatomy, which are two areas I definitely need to improve.

Before i started dabbling in digital, i mostly just worked in graphite, so being able to work in colour has been surprisingly enjoyable. what else.... uuhhhh....

i don't know. if there's anything you want to know, just ask. i'll try and respond once i figure out how to use this site.

and now back to the regularly scheduled Crazy:

Want to know more about me?

Well, i once killed a cougar with my bare hands. He called me a phoney, so i kicked it's ass! Rosie o'donnel haunts my nightmares, as do Father Christmas and that retarded tiger like animal from Thundercats. I also hate carrot top, the big bopper, that Ray Jay guy, and people who excessively use the word "Hey"

Let's see... Bob Saget is my arch nemesis. Red is my favourite colour. Babies freak my out, as do large crowds and old people. Old people who eat sunflower seeds are the worst!

P.S. Im keeping the devil hostage in my cornfield. So ya, there's no need to worry about that bugger.

Oh ya, I didn't know where to put this, but i'm also looking for a roommate (slash) organ donor if anyone's interested. The rent isn't an issue, but you must be prepared to go on a very specific nutritional diet to keep your shit in check.

I'm just lookin' for spare parts, you know, for a rainy day, and i need them to be in exemplary condition. I can't have have my new ass bone crapping out during a hard day of grave diggi- i mean cookie... baking... Ahem.

Also, you must be prepared to wager all constitutional rights, and i will require power of attorney over all of your affairs. You must also be prepared to cut off all contact with your current family and friends. But don't worry. You won't be lonely. My stuffed animal collection and small assortment of scented candles will be your new friends now...

So ya, get a hold of me if you are interested. I look forward to hearing from you. And you never know... This might be the start of a beautiful, long lasting, meaningful friendship...

P.S. Roommate must be prepared to eat dog food and sleep in a cupboard

Shell of choice: Shell of choice? Ahhh... Hermit? No, Turtle! Turtle!
Skin of choice: Skin? ahhh... Well, gravy skin is pretty badass.
Favourite cartoon character: Darkwing Duck for the Nostalgia


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wilsoninc Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2014  Professional Interface Designer
Hi there, I sent you a note, any chance you're still active around here? Thanks, contact me. Later.
BrokenSandwich Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2011
i think i literally JUST figured out that there were comments down here. holy christ.

hey peoples *waves
GarretAJ Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for adding!
BrittanysDesigns Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
OMG Ryan I found you :D
Catloafini Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
beautiful paintings! you express great skill :)
weasel-warrior Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
welcome to DA i jus joined last sunday, good luck, yer really good ^-^
BrokenSandwich Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2010
Thank ya:) Ya, i probably picked a bad day to join, it being April 1st and all. Good luck to you!
Promithes-KatArt Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2010
welcome to dA
BrokenSandwich Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2010
Promithes-KatArt Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2010
no problem
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